Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Herr Pope Benedict XVI

Does the election of a former member of the Hitler Youth to the papacy (is this a word?) herald an end to that infamous Catholic guilt? After all, if someone else can be forgiven and furthermore declared infallible after having been a Nazi, God's probably gonna forgive you for masturbating when you were sixteen. Or when you did it yesterday. Whatever.

Just how much confessing and penance do you have to do to allay bad karma over wartime atrocities? 50 Hail Mary's? 100?

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked the final quote of the article:

One liberal theologian,when asked what he thought of a Ratzinger papacy, was more direct: “It fills me with horror.”

That's it. I'm protesting. You won't catch me going to mass from now on.

4/19/2005 2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cardinal Ratzinger on... rock music: “vehicle of anti-religion”

So he's kind of like the Reverend in Footloose. Except he was Protestant, so he's going to hell.

4/19/2005 4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congrats, your no comments succeeded in driving me crazy yesterday

4/19/2005 5:43 PM  
Blogger Skim said...

Which one is going to hell? Well, both actually. This is according to the new religion that I'm starting. The only criteria to join is that you can't have helped to exterminate Jews. Oh yeah, and everyone goes to hell except me.

4/20/2005 2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Hitler's birthday(4/20)!

4/20/2005 9:31 PM  
Blogger Skim said...

Whoa! That's freaky.

4/21/2005 11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

forgiveness has always been a very catholic thing. the prodigal son story being central to this tradition. hence, all the guilt.

-SR.

4/21/2005 11:23 AM  
Blogger Skim said...

But if you've been forgiven, do you still need the guilt? Is there no "forget" along with the "forgive"?

4/21/2005 12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in my years of catholic education, i was always taught that guilt (often eternal) was the price of forgiveness...
-SR.

4/25/2005 11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really? I'd never heard that. But then, I've never learned anything about Catholicism other than that they were wrong and still going to hell. Thank you Emmanuel Baptist.

I guess if anything, this is a lesson in healthy coping and continuing forward.

4/25/2005 12:12 PM  

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