Sure fire cure

If you're having a bad day, I recommend you eat lunch at Luigi's Pizzaria on the corner of 25th and B St. Get the artichoke pizza, and you'll soon be feeling better. If that doesn't work, stop next door at Golden Delights and have homemade ice cream. If that doesn't work, you're fucked. Take a shit in your office and burn your neighbor's children. Go to sleep and try again tomorrow.