Billion-Dollar Industry

I just came up with an idea for a new diet craze. I call it the "Mysterious, Wet and Cold Teddy Graham Diet". Basically, all you have to do is reach into a box of chocolate Teddy Grahams and pop a logic-defyingly sodden bear into your mouth. Guaranteed to make you stop eating... Might even make you vomit into your trash can! Also, does crying burn calories? If so, then GOLDMINE!!!