On Futility
I'm supposed to be working on my grad school applications. I'm sitting in my favorite coffee shop with my laptop and a bottle of orange soda. There's a man at the front of the shop, assaulting us with an acoustic guitar. Christmas carols, folky tunes, and kiddy songs, which involve loud barking for some reason -- all bounce off my gigantic headphones. I am nestled in the safety of Mark Knopfler, INXS, the Jesus and Mary Chain, and Miles Davis. Strum on aged hippy, I am impervious. I won't give you my last dollar either. Bark bark bark.
Have you ever been so antsy that your pants are uncomfortable? No matter what I do - hitch 'em up, loosen the belt, tighten the belt, etc. - they won't let me concentrate on my screen. These are my favorite blue jeans too. Maybe I should take them off and dance around a little. How'd you like that, Mr. Hippy?
What's this "New Blogger" noise? Is it better? Am I foolish not to switch?
Uh-oh. Cd's done.
The doors on the bus go open and shut
open and shut
open and shut
the doors on the bus go open and shut
all through the town
Have you ever been so antsy that your pants are uncomfortable? No matter what I do - hitch 'em up, loosen the belt, tighten the belt, etc. - they won't let me concentrate on my screen. These are my favorite blue jeans too. Maybe I should take them off and dance around a little. How'd you like that, Mr. Hippy?
What's this "New Blogger" noise? Is it better? Am I foolish not to switch?
Uh-oh. Cd's done.
The doors on the bus go open and shut
open and shut
open and shut
the doors on the bus go open and shut
all through the town
1 Comments:
pain. much pain. at least the hippie didn't ask you to write a check for 26.39 to support the terrorists in peru. *nods* yes, it happened to me at starbucks a few weeks ago. i need to send you an ipod. it will just keep playing and playing and ...
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