Mothers would probably best be served by ignoring this and checking email

Ahem...



No, my new website isn't up yet. When it does go up, I'll get you all free, three-day, trial memberships.

I did click the link, strictly to ensure that no copyrighted images of mine were being used, but I was disapp RELIEVED to find no pictures of my huge, dripping, grinning visage.

After all, you gotta save something for the holidays.