Daily, Weekly, Yearly, Lifely Pick-Me-Up

Hello my friend. Are you feeling down because you're life hasn't become what you thought it would. Do you feel disappointed by the less-than-glamorous evenings you spend watching syndicated television shows? We here at Meat Sweats would like to stroke your ego a bit. Sure, you may not be Hollywood's brightest new star, you aren't out saving the rainforests or the whales, but at least you aren't one of the biggest dorks in the universe.