Meat Sweats

A word about the meatsweats: Well Drew and I were talking and he said he thought he'd had ‘em before, and I'm pretty sure I must've had ‘em at one time or another. That fine mist forming on your lip, those beads of sweat gathering on your brow. Things that cannot be blamed on the heat or even the physical strain of overfilling your stomach. A phenomenon all its own. If you know of them, if you too have dampened your collar dining on flesh - Don’t be ashamed. We understand.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Now THAT'S a Wet Ass

While in the restroom a couple of minutes ago, I heard some poor soul muttering on the can.

FLUSH "Goddamn fucking auto-fucking-matic toilet." FLUSH "OH YEAH! That's what I fucking need, you shit-eating piece of shit (heh heh)!" FLUSH Conspicuous silence.

4 Comments:

Skim said...: Umm...thanks. WTF?; 8/09/2005 2:20 PM
Anonymous said...: It's called blogger spam :)

Don't you LOVE it...I know I do...also...

visit www.hulford.net/~brent/ where you can find the latest in penis enhancing technology...; 8/09/2005 3:42 PM
Peter said...: Wow, i guess i'm glad mine is not interesting enough to have people leaving ads.; 8/09/2005 4:43 PM
Anonymous said...: ask curiosm about the lady she heard casting the demons out of her panthose; 8/14/2005 12:37 AM

Meat Sweats

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Now THAT'S a Wet Ass

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