This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read

I can't figure out what organization sponsored this, but I've read enough to know that they take themselves seriously. Click on this link if you don't know the dangers of masturbation or are just intrigued by phrases such as "NOCTURNAL POLLUTIONS" or "It is necessary to semen the brain and to brain the semen". There's just too much good stuff to include in this post, but here's a small sample:

Masturbation is also common among women and this is something painful and cruel. Within the parallel of female sex, the consequences are similar: it affects the development of the brain, nerves, sexual and produces female impotence, physical exhaustion, loss of memory, vitality and magnetism. The worst consequences occurs on the sexual part and in the psycho-social behavior. Woman starts rejecting man because her sexual possibilities decrease progressively. Woman who does not masturbate, keep on her vitality, beauty, the sparkle in her eyes, powerful magnetic field, good pitch, etc. Women should avoid porn, vulgar conversations, as well as struck up a friendship with good people.

Magnetism? Now I'm fucking scared!