Breakin' the rules

They said the Koreans weren't supposed to beat the US last night

but they did


I volunteered at a PBS station last night. They told me not to be late

but I was


They had a big screen television tuned to PBS that I wasn't supposed to change to the baseball game

but I did


Mort was a seventy-year-old volunteer who answered phones next to me. In a lull between phone calls, he told me, "I got one rule: don't touch my mouse! don't touch my keyboard! and don't touch MY PENIS!!"

sorry Mort