Make Deepak's Day

Poor Deepak Sevak. He's just hungry for news about the class of '02. Apparently, we're just not a noteworthy bunch of alumni. No Becky Jarvis's in our year, and just what the hell has that Anna Chlumsky done recently anyway? No, it's up to us to make better both his day and, by extension, the UChicago magazine.

Unfortunately, I can't think of any news to send in to Mr. Sevak. So I leave it to you. I will submit as fact, whatever news byte properly conveys the whirlwind that is my life. For instance: JK, AB'02, ate a rather underripe banana last Friday and had to endure two hours with an extra-starchy tongue. Or whatever. Don't let Deepak down! I've already written a number for some fellow alums that have yet to be printed. RJW, AB'02, has further refined his artistic talents since graduating. His latest work, a gigantic plaster and steel reproduction of his own remarkable gonads is now on display in the Smithsonian. Visitors to the DC area are encouraged to stop by and meet with the young artist, who is giving daily walking tours of his magnificent nads.

Ah, Robert Jules Williamson... How I miss that rapscallion!