It doesn't take much

Just that on NPR today Libby Lewis reported on the legal status of Lewis Libby.
And that's all I needed to have a good day. Well...that and Korea winning their first match at the World Cup.

You've got to ease back into it slowly

so I'm touring the posts and commenting, a la Wang.

Speaking of which, the G-man is this week's winner. I was tempted by Senor Abogado's fantastic "Modifications" post, which he followed strongly with "Wrinkles in the Plan" - a fantastic Monday for blogging, Mr. Law. However, G-Money's "Satisfied" post is the best stream-of-consciousness blog I've read in awhile. Extra credit for following it up with John McEnroe's match-ending camel toe. Way to go G-Monkey.

Getting back to the long, tall lawman, though. I've been trying to figure out his final mystery grade, but I don't know how many credit hours = 1 class, so I've given up. Instead, I offer my own quiz. Which one of these ladies is my mother?

HELP! I CAN'T TELL FOR THE LIFE OF ME!!!!

Further delving into posts reveals yet another quiz, this time from Down With Toledo. Although my first thought is to go with "It's usually easier and sometimes better to destroy everyone else who disagrees with one's philosophy than it is to convince them to change", I'm gonna have to go with my gut and say it's the jowls. Definitely the jowls.

While reading Nick's blog, I paused to test my reverse alphabetabilities. I nailed it on the first try, really quickly too. Why can I do this?

Finally, I leave you with the subject line from my favorite email this week: With Penis Enlarge Patch your cock will win the beauty contest.

The crown will be mine...

Still not really posting

Dunno why.

Connie can stay as winner for another week. I won two of my school's spelling bee's, but I never went anywhere beyond that. Kee-rist!